PART 5 EUROPE PICS

*pant pant*

studying nothing in that shamazing book museum/library.

TWISTY STAIRS IN THE LIBRARY. We were thinking.

Escargot choco says it all. I got the VERY last one there. No joke.

Escargot choco.

CHEESE OLIVES AND STRAWBERRIES, OMY!

Our boat. From the front.

Channeling Ariel.

Our purely SHAMAZING WAITERS ON THE BOAT. And us.

In front of the boat's sign, to prove we didn't just hide here in our house from everyone during those 10 days.

the sun sets on our last day on the boat. I had just eaten, so the bulge at my waste is perfectly explainable.

WE ARE SO HAPPY. A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY FAMILYYY.

Miscommunication? OR outright buffoonery? Both.

GRACE, LILY, AND I COLLABORATE ON OUR DRAMA.

I give thee.....the SUN!

They're alright, really. They're only watching Pride and Prejudice on Grace's phone in the Airport before we went to Paris from Malaga.

The Arch de Triumphe. I stand apart.

GRACE'S FAVORITE! THE WORLD FAMOUS Champs de L'Elysées!

SPIDEY COMES OUT IN PARIS SOON.

Eiffel tower, we salute thee.

This isn't soooo heavy.

PART 4 EUROPE PICS

The beauty expressed in my face from the enjoyment of this pasta is breathtaking.

Jeremiah likes his European beer. It makes him smile.

That famous old shop lined bridge in florence.

WHAT'S THAT? A normal supermarket over water, suspended by concrete. Almost like a mini-venice.

CHEEEEESE GROMIT!

OLIVES....uh....OLLIE!

Napoleon as a roman god. Cray cray ego.

THE FRENCH VERSION OF CALVIN! Really.

Beautiful Sea, this.

WET WITH CLOTHES ON! YESSSSS! And, that's right, it's in the Mediterranean in Corsica. Where Napoleon was born.

If I bend over to pry these mussels off of this rock, will a wave come and drownd me?

WE ARE RUGGED ADVENTURERS! We braved the perilous slippery algae and mussel covered rocks with waves.

Hey. It's a flower covered arch. A picture time.

AIRBORN in AJACCIO.

Yes, we're skipping. Arms linked, and down the three flower-arches.

Petting the ole lion at the ole book museum/library.

AND IT ATE LILY'S ARM. A double amputee now.

In her element. The very most.

All of us in our element. THERE WERE LADDERS ATTACHED TO THE SHELVES. THAAT SLID.

NAPOLEON'S OWN HANDWRITTEN DIARY!

PART 3 EUROPE PICS

Thought I'd specifically derp in front of this wall in Rome as a nod to Kelsey as the original Derper Extraordinare. Okay. SO I didn't do it on purpose at all.

Lounging about the Colosseum.

The three ladies and Titus' Arch from the Colosseum. Audrey Hepburn was in pictures and a movie standing there. I stood there too. And kissed the ground. Mentally.

LILY! Guess where.

HAPPY HAPPY.  All this rocks.

GRACE. The same.

This pillar-part would look better over THERE. OOF. Nope. It's just fine where it is.

THE PRAYERS. They're going out the hole. With a gumption of a rapidity cause they're scared of our faces.

That fountain thing. One coin for love, two for a kiss, and three for a divorce. But the Policeman would let no one throw ANYTHING in. Since he was a handsome guy, he was scared for himself.

GIRLS ARE PHOTOGENIC. Jeremiah and me. Wow.

IT'S TIPPING. STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

I think that everyone takes these pictures here.

Yes. They do. I'm laid back, at least.

Not Jeremiah. He's...different.

STILL TIPPING.

NOW IT'S NOT.

CYBORG AARON.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY ALBEIT BELATED SLIGHTLY.

I MUST LIVE. ES...ss....pres..ssssoo.

Gotta have this capacchino. And the pastries. Pisa, is all.